For months I have said, “I’m going to take a rescue break. I’m not going to foster anymore dogs.” And for just that long, the universe has said: “No, not yet…”
That’s sort of how this situation went down two weeks
ago. I got a call from a friend Julie,
who explained she was on her way to help another friend with a stray dog that
she had caught.
I have never been more wrong….
Julie brings me this boy, who is pressed so tightly up
against the back wall of the crate, that I was expecting the impression of cage
bars on him when I reached into the kennel to remove him.
Usually this is the point where I would get bit and draw
back a bleeding appendage, but that was too predictable for this boy! Instead when I reached in to pick him up, he
promptly barfed up 2 cups of food on my hand and arm. In my mind I was quietly chanting: “I love dogs.
I love dogs. It is okay that you
just vomited up warm, semi chewed food all over me. I love dogs....”
I carry him into the house, Julie was in charge of carrying
the cage full of vomit (small price to pay really…) and we set off to bathe the
little prince. Now, my bathroom is small,
(It’s honestly the size of a shoebox...) and I’m bent over the tub scrubbing
the heck out of this dog watching the fleas and ticks fall off him, when I hear
Julie, who is standing behind me say: “Don’t panic. Hold still.”
(Never something you want someone to say when standing behind you!) I immediately froze and Julie in the calmest
voice ever says: “I think that’s a tick
on your back.” Suddenly, I hear the
Reluctant Farmer scream from behind the closed bathroom door: “Just hold
still! I’ll get it!” She knows her role in this relationship so
WELL! Secretly, I think she was worried
about Julie’s safety. There is not
enough room in this bathroom for me to freak out and do my “bug dance”.
For those of you that have never been privileged enough to
witness my “bug dance”, it entails screaming, jumping up and down, the flailing
of arms, and occasionally the shedding of clothes. (Think Tom Cruise during the infamous Oprah couch
interview, but worse because I am naked.
Which is almost as scary as Tom Cruise, but an entirely different blog
post…) So now, we have 3 women, 1 dog, and 1 dead tick squeezed into the
postage stamp sized lavatory. Crisis averted!
It isn’t long before we realize this little dog had some BIG
issues! He isn’t your average “I’m
scared and out of my element, but I can be bribed” little dog. He is an all out “I’ve never been around
humans, not lived indoors, hunt for my own food” sort of dog.
There were a few things about this dog that set him apart
from any other dog I had ever fostered:
1) He tried to escape through any window, door or
screen that he came into contact with, and would climb on any surface that
might get him a little closer to the escape route.
2) He would be as quiet as a mouse in his crate
during the day, but as soon as the lights were off he would scream like he was
being killed. (The trainer says this is
a sure sign he had been running for a while.
He is afraid of the dark because he knows he has the possibility of
being something’s pray.)
3) This dog was scared out of his mind of any and
all humans.
All of this behavior was enough to make some think
euthanasia was the best option for him. But,
there would be one thing that would save his life. This dog, as feral as he was, showed no
aggression towards people. In the end, I
would try to rehab and save this dog, purely on this fact alone. Success?
Well, that remains to be seen, but what I do know is that death is
permanent and I couldn’t sleep at night if I didn’t give this little guy a chance. There will be more about this boy
in the days to come.