Monday, September 19, 2016
Some days you work for a paycheck, and some days you work to pay the vet bill...... Today was the latter.
When I arrived at the horse barn tonight, I was greeted by a tearful teenager. The teen mentioned is a wonderful young lady who turns our horses out to pasture everyday, and she loves our horses as much as we do. Often our two horses, Bob and Mia, get turned out together, and her gelding and our horse Bob often times get turned out together. Today, she thought she would let the three of them out all together, but it turns out the saying it true. Three's a crowd.....
What we can gather is that our mare must be in heat, and the boys must have been vying for her "love". What started off as a benign everyday event, ended up with Bob looking like he was on the loosing end of a bar fight.
As every parent knows you either have the child at preschool who gets bitten or the kid who does the biting. Evidently we have the child who gets bitten. I reminded our teenage friend that it's impossible to control how animals act and react. You can't control an animal's thoughts or emotions any more than you can control the spinning of the earth on it's axis. It's just not possible.
There will be no riding for the next 4 weeks, but all and all we're blessed this just required a few stitches and a shoe box full of money.....
Sunday, September 18, 2016
Late last night we were on a dark country road in the rain, coming home from my mom's house, when The Reluctant Farmer's headlights illuminated several pair of eyes along side the road. Instantly I pulled out the "mom seat belt", thumped her across the chest and exclaimed: "Do you see those eyes?!" This was immediately followed by me saying: "Seriously?! Those are kittens!"
The Reluctant Farmer then said the most profound statement I have ever heard her utter: "Should I stop?" Now, I'm not entirely sure why she asked me this question, but I feel I deserve BIG kudos for not pointing out this was the stupidest thing she had ever asked me... (We have been together for 7 years, and there has never been a point in that time when I have not "stopped" if it concerned the welfare of a stray/sick/injured/orphaned animal or homeless person.)
Perhaps she was thinking she was going to get lucky and I would not make her participate in this adventure. Alas, no.....
Me: "Um, yes! Turn the car around!"
We turn the car around. I get out a flashlight, and I instantly see all these little eyes staring back at me. I did the infamous: "Here kitty, kitty, kitty!" And out of the brush comes the first kitten. Now I am not sure if it's because this was the female of the group, therefore making her supremely intelligent or what, but this girl (Molly) is NOT stupid. She saw her ticket to a warm car and full belly, and thought: "I am outta here, boys!" I quickly picked up the wet, shivering ball of fur and ushered her to the car when I then went back for the next one.
This boy (Harry) made me work a little for his trust. I had to get Molly back out of the car, show Harry that Molly was loving the fact she was warm, and slowly Harry allowed me to pick him up. Quickly we drove back to my mom's house for a box and a better flashlight. We decided to give it one last go, because I was not convinced I only saw 2 pair of eyes peeking out of the brush at me.
On the next pass, an additional pair of eyes glared back at me. This is where the night gets fun...
Armed with a can of tuna and a flashlight I am calling "Kitty, kitty, kitty!" No, kitty.... This goes on for several minutes and I can hear the kitten in the brush, but I can't see him. Suddenly, a nice man and woman pull up behind our car and ask us if we needed help. As I am crawling around on my knees looking deranged and drunk, I explain I am looking for a kitten that had been dumped, fully expecting them to leave, but no! Suddenly the brush lights up so bright I am sure we can be seen from outer space! I turn around, and there is the man from the car with a flashlight so big, we could have landed an airplane on that dark country road. And for 45 minutes, in the rain, that man and I worked on getting that kitten to come to us.
The "dance" was brutal and I kept saying things like:
"Kitty, just come to me. My house is crazy, but you will be well fed and warm."
"Come to me kitty! Coyotes and kittens are a BAD combination!"
"Dude, seriously?! Do you know how much stress you are going to cause me because I can't catch you?!"
And my personal favorite:
"God, why would you show me 3 kittens but only allow me to catch 2?! You know this shit is going to drive me crazy, I will not be able to sleep tonight, and that is not fair! I call bullshit!"
Slowly the last kitten creeped out from under the brush to eat the tuna I offered, and as it was making it's way towards me, I told the man behind me: "Here's the plan. You shine that flashlight on the kitten and don't take it off him. I am going to likely get the crap scratched out of me, but when he drops his head to eat, I am going to snatch him up by the scruff of his neck."
And just like that, with some cat like reflexes and the skills of a ninja, we caught the 3rd and final kitty (James). Excitedly, I hurried back to the car, where The Reluctant Farmer was talking on the phone and I hear her say to the person on the other end:
"Oh, she's back! She didn't die!"
It was then that she explained to me she saw a guy approaching while I was crawling around on my hands and knees, and she could see 2 flashlights in the darkness, but since she did not see the beams of light whirling all around in different directions, she figured I was not struggling for my life against the stranger.
Do you see what I am working with folks?!
I thought about leaving her on the side of the road, but I needed someone to drive the car....
The kittens are all safely home, and are doing well, however I need help with this project.
If you feel compelled to help monetarily to the Herd of Kittens vet care costs, I would greatly appreciate it. I have started a donation page in hopes of raising funds to get them vetted and into new homes. In rescue, I rarely ask for donations, but I am out of funds after saving another cat last week who had been dragged by a car. Please donate if you are able to, or share my post at a minimum.
It takes a village folks!
Thank you for being in mine!
Thursday, September 8, 2016
Tonight, the struggle was real.
Tonight, I wanted a doughnut.
I didn't eat a doughnut, but I REALLY wanted it.
Instead, I took myself, albeit begrudgingly, to the gym to hit up the treadmill for 30 minutes.
At first I was a raging bitch with no will power, however as I watched the calories I burned add up, it dawned on me. If I ate that doughnut, I would have to walk 3 mph for 90 minutes to burn the calories I consumed.
And do you know what I hate more that NOT having a doughnut? Exercise! And the thought of walking on that treadmill for 90 minutes brought that doughnut craving right on down to a screeching halt!
Keeping it in perspective, although unhappily at times.....
Wednesday, July 20, 2016
Today was a long, hot day.
Today was yet another day of sitting around the barn waiting for "shit" to happen, literally. Mia just picked at her hay this morning, not really caring if she ate or not, which was surely a sign she was not feeling well, as Mia greets everyone who comes by her stall with a nicker, begging for treats. On a good day, Mia is like an ill-behaved dog begging from the dinner table. More concerning was the fact Mia had quit drinking water and had not pooped. The lack of stool was a big concern.
Again, we had the veterinarian come out to check on her and he felt if she didn't start moving some stool, we were going to have to make some difficult decisions.
He encouraged us to do whatever we would normally do that might result in poop.
Miss K rode her bareback for a bit. No poop....
Miss K gave her a bath, because she loves to poop in the wash rack. No poop....
Miss K hand walked her and let her graze. No poop....
Finally after several hours, the sky parted and poop happened. I have never been so happy to see horse turds in all my life! I am hoping we have turned a corner and are galloping full speed ahead, right towards wellness!
Today I was reminded, for as big as horses are, they sure are fragile creatures....
Last night at about 8 pm I got a call from my "once-husband" stating the stable where we board our horses had called him and it appeared one of our horses was colicing. These are not the words any horse owner wants to hear! Colic is a relatively common digestive problem in a horse where the horse experiences severe abdominal pain, discomfort, and the inability to defecate. All horse owners know, where colic can is common in our equine friends, it's not a benign word. Colic can be the synonym for death.
Grabbing my credit card and leaving dinner on the stove, Miss K drove us to the horse barn where we found our mare Mia, not feeling the best. I called the veterinarian praying this would not be deadly for our sweet girl.
When the veterinarian got there he was able to give Mia medication for pain and passed a tube into her stomach filling, her with water and mineral oil. All the normal things to treat colic.... He instructed us to wait and watch Mia for several hours, to make sure her condition did not worsen.
Finally, just after midnight, with Mia eating a little hay, we left the barn for home, and as I looked up in the sky I noticed the most beautiful full moon. In the world of animal husbandry, a full moon often goes hand and hand with crazy or weird encounters. Last night I think the full moon was mocking me.....
Friday, July 15, 2016
Recently, The Reluctant Farmer and I have noticed the gate in our backyard has been left wide open. I have been more than slightly cranky, blaming her for being so irresponsible, stating homicide as a possibility if my dogs happen to escape the backyard and become injured. Well, after last night, things make sense, and I realize I have wrongly accused her.....
Tonight The Reluctant Farmer downloaded Pokemon GO, and after running around like a 10 year old on a sugar high, collecting Pokemon figures, she goes out to our backyard and says: "Hey! We have a Poke Stop on our deck!"
I immediately wrote Nintendo and asked them to move the Poke Stop to our front yard, since that is where our Little Free Library is located. I am all about luring families to books while playing a video game. I am not on board for folks free ranging in my backyard.... That is a Poke NO GO!
Saturday, July 9, 2016
Lately, as I watch the world erupt in hate, my heart hurts. My heart doesn't just hurt for one group of people, it hurts for all of humanity. The massacre last month in Orlando, the killing of Philandro Castile and Alton Sterling, the shooting of nearly a dozen police officers in Dallas, has left me asking: "Why?!" and has caused me to pause and reflect on how we can counter the hatred and violence in our country.
After my morning meditation, I opened the front door to retrieve the newspaper, looked down and there was an empty egg carton with my neighbor's name written on it. Around here, an empty egg carton is the universal sign our neighbors need fresh eggs. I, as their neighbor, feel I have an obligation to make sure they are taken care of, just as they would or have done for me.
Standing there with the empty egg carton in hand, I immediately reminisced back to last week when one of my dogs ate an entire bag of dark chocolate. Realizing I needed to quickly make the dog purge herself of a potential deadly overindulgence, I reached for a bottle of hydrogen peroxide, but alas: it was empty. I quickly ran to the neighbor's house, was given a bottle of peroxide, wishes for a healthy dog, and a kind text message reminding me "help was only 2 doors away!"
Simple acts of kindness between people, and loving our neighbors as we love ourselves, is exactly what's missing in the world. When did we stop loving each other? When did we become so blind to the humanity of our brothers and sisters that we are willing to kill them over their sexuality, religion, race or occupation? It's time that instead of fighting against each other, we stretch our arms out towards one another, rising up and loving our neighbors as we love ourselves.